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5/28/2021
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What A Day: Deep sixth'd
Among the Karen-est claims in US legal history. Thursday, May 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Trump adviser on the MAGA-fication of George P. Bush Senate Republicans are poised to
5/27/2021
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What A Day: The life zoonotic
Do better, sea snot. Wednesday, May 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Hickenlooper, in a beautiful single-take S1 banjo serenade President Biden and top health officials have called
5/26/2021
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What A Day: Bipartisanshipwreck
Perfect filibuster-abolishing conditions out there. Tuesday, May 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The poster for Mike Lindell's concessions-focused grifter festival Tuesday marked the
5/25/2021
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What A Day: Liz lemon
Every great film opens with the MGM Bezos. Monday, May 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Andrew Yang on his favorite subway station, Times Square A tenuous ceasefire between Israel and
5/22/2021
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What A Day: A grift course in the south
Come and take it 🐓 Friday, May 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Louie Gohmert bragging about his SAT scores, as smart 67-year-olds frequently do The US vaccine rollout is a little like a
5/20/2021
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What A Day: Benny and the threats
Under investigation and blogging through it. Wednesday, May 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Andrew Giuliani, age 35 A ceasefire between Israel and Hamas appears to remain out of reach,
5/19/2021
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What A Day: The Kevin fear sitch
An electoral buffet of terrible Andrews. Tuesday, May 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, car guy A GOP leader who promoted election lies that fueled a violent insurrection has
5/18/2021
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What A Day: Barrett necessities
Justice for Martha Stewart's peacocks. Monday, May 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Kevin Stitt (R-OK), fundraising for his sauce-based re-election The far-right Supreme Court
5/14/2021
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What A Day: Yanking their Cheney
Nightmare Fish for Governor '21 Wednesday, May 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Adam Kinziger, murdering Matt Gaetz with his own dunk House Republicans voted to oust Rep. Liz Cheney (
5/14/2021
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What A Day: Vax-on, Mask-off
The CDC says start licking. Thursday, May 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Bill de Blasio, enjoying an incentivizing morning hamburger Worsening Israeli-Palestinian violence has exposed
5/12/2021
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What A Day: A total 'yahu
Cancel culture, horse ointment, who can say. Tuesday, May 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Houston Police Department, casually tracking down a big loose tiger Israel has provoked and
5/11/2021
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What A Day: Cancel vultures
Oh, good, another uptick in fission at Chernobyl! Monday, May 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Marco Rubio, crushing the dignity game after Trump blogged about him Republicans want you to
5/7/2021
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What A Day: High-Breyer act
Look, Canada already bought jean jackets. Thursday, May 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Caitlyn Jenner, connecting to the common voters with a tale of private plane ownership Heads up:
5/6/2021
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What A Day: Suspending, pending ending
These normals are not normal. Wednesday, May 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A very real female CIA analyst, who absolutely said this to Mike Pompeo Disgraced former president Donald
5/5/2021
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What A Day: The long, shot summer
Better hope NYC kids haven't seen Newsies. Tuesday, May 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, who was, until last week, America's Most Credible Man President Biden has
5/4/2021
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What A Day: Rom before the storm
It's not your fault, Clippy. Monday, May 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Michael Flynn, moments before forgetting the words to the Pledge of Allegiance The few Republicans who haven
4/30/2021
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What A Day: Vance's with wolves
The future is pear-shaped. Thursday, April 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani's extremely Upper East Side neighbor, reporting live In his first joint address to Congress
4/29/2021
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What A Day: Four Seizings Total Landscaping
100 flex. Wednesday, April 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joni Ernst, inadvertently pitching a hit reality show President Biden will deliver his first address to a joint session of
4/28/2021
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What A Day: Cooking the Facebooks
The all-American freedom of a 14-hour drive. Tuesday, April 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The former guy, weighing in on urgent national business two days later President Biden's
4/27/2021
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What A Day: No Census of decency
Spare a thought for the Fox News chyron writers. Monday, April 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Chuck Schumer, with a meaty dunk on Larry Kudlow President Biden has pledged assistance to